I AM RICHARD

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I am a nerd

this sucks

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Caloric In-TANK…?

I like to eat. Everyone I know likes to eat. There is nothing to do but eat. There are plenty of things to eat. Therefore, I eat. Lucille’s Smokehouse Barbeque is good eats.

I normally try not to spend over 10 dollars on food, but sometimes one’s got to seize the oppurtunity to indulge. The oppurtunity, in this case, came in the form as pay day (but with a twist). You see, a couple of my buds and I drew up a kind of agreement/verbal contract that binds one’s first paycheck to the gratification of the other two’s appetites. So basically, Kevin (bud) had to pay up to 40 bucks on lunch because it was his first paycheck.

Well we (Kevin, Anthony and I) ran the bill up to 95 bucks, but eh. It was worth it. Sort of.

Now don’t get me wrong, the food was good -great actually- and I would recommended it to anyone who doesn’t mind spending a little extra cash , but still. I feel the repercussions of attempting to eat half a chicken, a half rack of baby back ribs, some brisket, mac and cheese and corn.

Well, I took note of my condition and here are my findings:

1) The Symptoms of Food:

• Temporary euphoria which quickly dissipates and is replaced with nothing but regret.
• Your ass…
• Coma.
• Fascination with and inability to stop grabbing your gut and love handles.
• Love handles. Yeah, you have them now

2) Food: There is no cure. Eating is too fun. Whatever. F It.

Tags: /Barbeque /food /bad pun /Lucille's Smokehouse Barbeque

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I can’t think of a title. F It. Thug Life

Want to learn something? No? f it. whatever. thug life

When did i first start saying “thug life.” Well a friend of mine brought it up pretty recently. And just like the movie, Pineapple Express, my friend said it right before attempting to do something with obvious consequences. Its abruptness and punchy attitude caught our attentions and we just began to use it more and more frequently. It grew from just a reference to the movie Pineapple Express, to an empowering movement developed to enrich the lives of its users.

The Philosphy of Thug Life: “Thug Life” represents an indifference to consequence. A no regrets, act on instinct take on performing an action. Too scared to try and make a jump? F it. Thug life. Not sure if the audience is going to laugh at your joke? F it. Thug Life.

Thug life also helps to brush off defeats. Couldn’t get into a class? F it. Thug life. Move onto the next task at hand. You get beat up? F it. Thug life. Crying solves nothing.

To sum it up. Nothing bothers or intimidates a thug. Thug life is to live like a thug.

except the shooting people and stuff.

Tags: /Thug Life /do it faggot /instinct /confidence /life to the fullest

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So this is tumblr

I was just on wordpress when someone suggest tumblr. Well, I had a post so here it is:

So it’s 4:27pm and I’m sitting here sweating like a pig. I’m bored, I’ve just finished doing my drumming for the day [30 minutes of drumming a day keeps the doctor away (and the neighbors awake.)] ha, lame. whatever.
Why do I have a blog? I did not think this through. Also, I feel obligated to type everything with (or close to) proper grammar. Went back like 8 times to capitalize some “I”s. Boy, do I have nothing to say. Wanna see a picture?
I don’t have any. Boy, do I have nothing.


Some Thoughts:

1. I have 9 chairs for 9 people in my room: the reality of only one chair being in use.
2. When you type “Thoughts” 3 times in a row it starts looking really weird.
3. Why do I have so many chairs?
4. I hope I know at least 8 people.

I counted. I do.

So back on subject? What? Anyways, I’m not a great writer. If this blog is thought provoking at all, that would be great, but at the very least I’m going for a laugh or amusement at the very least. MY amusement at the very least. Well it is 4:53 right now, so I killed some boredom time.  What am I going to write about? I don’t know, whatever comes to mind I guess.
I hope this is worth reading. I am pretty much just talking to myself.
whatever. thug life

I was too lazy to write a new one for today so there.

whatever. thug life